that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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