yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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