Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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