he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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