He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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