Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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