He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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