isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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