Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So gin and wine won't be happening again
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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