:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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