My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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