sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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