it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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