So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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