that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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