I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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