Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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