I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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