At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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