I can't breathe out the right side of my face
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
