Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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