I'm going to jail i love you
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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