He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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