You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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