this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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