i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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