garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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