pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
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69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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