It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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