at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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