Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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