He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Randomize
