How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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