normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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