you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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