they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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