Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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