Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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