tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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