he shaved USA in his pubs
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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