we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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