you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Farmville is her only friend.
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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