Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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