I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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