like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I know her cup size but not her name....
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