If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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