did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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