i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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