I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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