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• (916): View more from California

  I hate ducks.

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  What?

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  they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.

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• (619): View more from California

  its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.

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• (805): View more from California

  The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  ...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does

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  23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  "just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Help me help you realize you are a moron

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