Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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