his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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