you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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