People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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