IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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